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The Lie Clocks

Posted by texasdirt on September 8, 2008

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’

St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on e art h has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

‘Oh,’ said the man, ‘whose clock is that?’

‘That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating¬† that she never told a lie.’

‘Incredible,’ said the man. ‘And whose clock is that one?’

St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln ‘s clock.¬† The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.

‘Where’s Barrack Obama’s clock?’ asked the man.

‘Obama’s clock is in Jesus’ office.¬† He’s using it as a ceiling fan.

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