MySpace, Tagged Fuck You

OK this is a bulletine I got on my Tagged account. Tagged is alot like MySpace & Facebook, it is a community meeting place. This posting will work on just about and forum type web site. Just change the Sites name if you want to use it on yours.

FUCK YOU!!
HANDS DOWN – THE BEST BULLETIN I’VE EVER READ

Fuck You number 1
OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON TAGGED ITS NOT LIKE TAGGED IS YOUR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMB ASS.

Fuck you number 2
quit posting stupid bulletins like
“OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!”
No, it doesn’t!

Fuck You number 3
To the people who have like 25,000 friends;
Are you fucking serious? You’re stupid. Go play in traffic.

Fuck you number 4
Don’t ever post pictures and say:
“OMG, I’m so ugly”
because if you were, you wouldn’t post them. If you do you’re a fucking moron.

Fuck you number 5
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don’t try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you’re still retarded.

Fuck you number 6
Quit crying because you’re not on someones ’Top 8’.
Who cares?!?
If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone!

Fuck you number 7
Who really cares if I don’t accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don’t send me another request or message asking
“What’s up with you not adding me?”
I don’t want you as a friend, that’s what’s up, Asshole….

Fuck you number 8
6th,7th,8th graders who have Tagged and look like sluts,
and act like whores; Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here

And Parents -
Quit blaming Tagged for your kid being a hooker, she was a whore before Tagged, and she’d be a whore without it! What does that say about your parenting skills? Think about it!

Fuck you number 9
If you have decided to read this, you are a true Tagged Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins, except for the ones about those fucking ringtones….

Fuck you number 10
If you open a bulletin and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom – quit being dumb!..

Fuck you number 11
Tagged was created to keep up with friends. This is a test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you. Now why don’t you go on and repost this, maybe we can get through to some of the idiots on here!
If this made you laugh, or you agree with it, then repost this with:

FUCK U

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The Cross That Holds Us Together

LAMININ

Do you know what it is? Do you know what it does? Do you know what it looks like?

I’ll try to explaine it!

Laminin is a cell adhesion protein molecule. WTH!

Ok that is what is, so what does it do you ask?

Well, without getting all scientific on you. Laminin holds all the cells in our bodies together. That keeps us from falling to pieces.

So what does it look like? Well before I show you let me share this bible verse with you:

Colossians 1:17

He (Christ) is before all things, and in him all things are held together.

Alright here is what a scientific diagram of a Laminin Molecule looks like:

I also found a video on you tube of Louie Giglio Speaking to group in a message entitled “How Great Is Our God”

Thanks for reading!

Camisole Day

Back in October of 2007 there was a report about a Taiwanese lingerie company, Audrey Underwear, who celebrated record sales by asking it’s 500 plus female workers to wear their “smalls”, intimates and undies. More than 90% did so.

“We have been waiting for this day all month. Today, we are super high, and don’t know where to put our eyes,” salesman Cai Mingda told Straits News.

Zhang Yufeng, 32, a mother of two, admitted: “I have been on a strict diet to get ready for the day. When I was trying on my outfit at home, my husband told me I should dress like this every day.”

And Liao Wenshen, 30, added: “The men were red-faced all day, and were becoming so polite to us. It’s so funny!”

Huang Bihui, PR manager of the company, explained: “We introduced eight new camisoles into market and sold more than 20,000 in less than two months so we named the 21st as Camisole Day.”

Employment lawyers said there was nothing illegal in the move so long as it was voluntary but it had its critics.

Wu Juanyu complained: “Some women may feel forced to join in because of peer pressure and job competition. I don’t know if the company is selling underwear or women’s bodies.”

It will be intresting to see if they do it again this year

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