Cell Phone Text Messages Issue 2

Ok if you haven’t seen it yet check out [cell-phone-text-messages]

This is installment 2 to that page.

Cell Phone Text Jokes:

1. Sexual position 69 is now called 96 due to inflation. The cost of eating out has gone up!
2. DON’T SEND IF U DON’T MEAN IT! No matter where life takes us promise we’ll always be friends. Send to ten good friends or lose ten slowly.
3. Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could lick so fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock and Jill’s real name is Danny!
4. Happy Happy Joy Joy Ur my kinky sex toy. Fuck me Suck me Make me scream. Kinky sex is all I need! Send to ten freaks or be cursed in bed!
5. Call me ASAP!!…I saw on the news that the short bus turned over and I wanted to kno if u had ur helmet on?
6. I need a favor. I’m in jail! They charged me with being the ugliest fucker in America. Come down here & show them they have the wrong person in custody!
7. I made a wish on a falling star for a Hummer with lots of chrome. That damn star sent me a crack whore with braces!
8. Why is oral sex like a cigarette?  Because the flavor gets stronger as you get closer to the butt!
9. Hey dnt txt or call my phone no more! Dats messed up wat u did. Im done with u and stop looking dumb while u read dis cuz u just got PUNKD!!!!
10. I just saw ur twin. No joke! I even shouted ur name. But u just keptscratching ur ass and eating bananas!

Have fun with them!